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Intro
01:13
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It was a dark, blustery night in New Tripoli...
Well, you know how the story goes.
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Mitch vs Santa
03:45
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Mitch, have been good this year?
I hope, because now we're up against the ropes.
It's time for you to make a stand,
against the man with a white beard and red velvet pants.
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Take him to the mat, Mitch. Give 'em hell.
Put that jolly motherfucker on his back.
Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum.
Joy to the world. Let's get it on.
Put that jolly motherfucker on his back,
To save Christmas.
To save...
Watch when shoots.
He's got wicked strong glutes.
He'll try to toss ya with his hip,
And he never breaks a grip.
I heard he won it all at states,
And he tumbled with the greats.
He trains in the snow,
With a deer who's nose glows.
I can testify,
This guy makes shit fly.
Not just his sleigh,
But boulders and bails of hay.
No need to cut weight,
For this tale of the tape.
This is your moment, Mitch.
This is your fate.
Yes, this is your fate.
Woah.
Jingle bells, jingles bells.
Take him to the mat, Mitch. Give 'em hell.
Put that jolly motherfucker on his back.
Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum.
Joy to the world. Let's get it on.
Put that jolly motherfucker on his back,
To save Christmas.
To save...
Christmas.
Ho-ho-ho.
When it's all said and done,
When the battle has been won,
It will be you, Mitch, who saves Christmas.
And now it's all said and done,
Now the battle has been won,
Now it's you, Mitch, who saved Christmas.
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